Setzer Awarded Inaugural Strap!

    Paul Setzer, winner of two Athletic Cups, registered another ACUP first last week by taking home the ACUP Strap of Merit.  Having tipped the scales a bit discouragingly in late 2001, Setzer embarked on a dedicated diet and exercise regimen that resulted in a loss of forty (yes 4-0) pounds in less than three months.  This exceptional achievement was swiftly and unanimously voted as being Strap-worthly by the ACUP Executive Council.

    Setzer noted to press officials that he is now beginning a strength training program, which should put him in top condition for June's 2002 Athletic Cup competition at West Virginia's "The Woods" resort.  He has also lowered his weight loss goal, which should serve as inspiration for the remaining "tubby" ACUP competitors.